Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Rant Rant Rant

Doot doot doot. What shall I write about today? I haven't slept a full 8 hours in two days which is loads of fun. So, I 've been doing alot of fangirling over random things like Sonic the Hedgehog and Final Fantasy. I'm a nerd as evidenced by the new website I discovered. I want all of these shirts. All of them...


Love it man.
Now, I have an audition next week...I have the easiest song EVER....and, currently, no monologue. Problem. Better get on that.

I also have a HUGE ASS paper I have to write by Saturday. Fuck you Ivy Tech. You're suppossed to be an easy A. This whole paper is a joke. Finished.

I couldn't resist- =]
NEW POKEMON??? WHAAAAT??? This is an Archen from gen 5! It's said to be an ancestor of bird pokemon cuz you get this from a fossil. They are unable to fly and moved about by hopping from one branch to another. So, they're like flaming Dodos. Useless but slightly amusing. The kid up there is Johnathan but he goes by Nathan. He's an odd bird, no pun intended. He's desperately trying to figure out who he is but it's going pretty slowly and awkwardly. Hopefully he gets it together. For all of our sake.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Como Estan Bitches?

Ginger's back ya'll! I've been busy playing Final Fantasy and Pokemon and shit but i'm back. I know you missed me and my pokemon so here we go!!!

ARCEUS. HOLY. MOTHER. OF. GOD. This is like the god of pokemon. Please, just bask in it's glory. Derpina says...something. I lost Derpina =[ but any way that chick up yonder is Rafaela. Her people have worshipped Arceus since before time and she has finally reached the age where she can be a priestess for Arceus. She brings offerings and prayers of her people in hopes that the God pokemon will grace them. She is also in the process of learning magic through Arceus' power. So yea, I'm rusty. Don't judge.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/27/11

ARCANINE! FUCK YEA! Look at it. Majestic man. Fucking majestic. This fleet footed pokemon is said to run over 6,200 miles in a single day and night. The fire that blazes wildly within its body is its source of power. Ita a bad ass combination of a tiger, wolf and GOD. That fluffy kid next to this battillion of bad assery is Delbert. A kinda tard name but the kid is cool. He's pretty content with just running around with Arcanine and getting into trouble. He has yet to figure exactly what the hell he's gonna do with his life but in his words, eh  its cool man

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/25/11

For those of you who worshipped the tv show like i do, arbok was Jessie's main man and, though normally failing, fought by her side. Oh and its name is kobra backwards haha It has terrifically strong constricting power. It can even flatten steel oil drums. Once it wraps its body around its foe, escaping is impossible. So its essentially more of an anaconda than a cobra but whatevers. Its pokemon. They can make two plus two equal fish. The skanky whore up above is none other than Valerie Rogers, aka Viper. She may seem like your run of the mill, ahem, "escort" but she is actually a single mother desperately trying to support her daughter. She married her high school sweetheart that turned nasty hearted pretty quickly. She ran off with her daughter in hopes of a new life. She has yet to find an actually job so, she is currently a "high class escort" for athletes and politicians. It makes good pay but she is still hoping to find something more acceptable.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/24/11

Anorith is the pokemon for today. It was resurrected from a fossil using the power of science. (She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby is now radiating in my head, SCIENCE!) It swims by undulating the eight wings at its sides. They were feet that adapted to life in the sea. Its kinda gross looking but the little waitress here doesn't mind. That's Jasmine. She's 17 though most people think she's twelve. She's been working at the local diner for 3 years, since her parents passed away. She is saving up money to pay her way through college and hopefully to fly her sister in when she is done with her stint in the army but we will meet her later.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/21/11

AMPHAROS! Its like adorable and kangarooish. =3 It gives off so much light that it can be seen even from space. (so it's the los angeles of pokemon??) People in the old days used its light to send signals back and forth with others far away. Its also a lighthouse light in one episode. The hyperactive spazz kid is Daryl. And he's just that, hyperactive. His parents came across the Ampharos and hoped it's calm disposition would help to relax young Daryl. They are similar to Calvin and Hobbes in their wild antics and goofy adventures.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/20/11

Today's pokemon is Johnny's sister!
Ambipom! Another friggin cute monkey. Splint into two, the tails are so adept at handling and doing things that ambipom really has no use for its hands. Then why have them? Ever heard of evolution?...wait...Any way, this is Johnny's twin sister, Lucretia or Lucy for short. She's perky and fun like her brother but is definately the more logical of the two. She's been growing her hair out since she was born and hopes to one day be able to move it with her mind like her Ambipom. Kinda creepy but whatevs. Hair is hair.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/19/11

Altaria. The pretty bird/dragon? Okay pokemon whatever you say. It hums in a beautiful soprano voice. It flies among white clouds in the blue sky. It launches intensely hot fireballs from its mouth. Totally unexpected right? Its all pretty and delicate till it fries your balls off! The half naked chick is Lauretta. This photo was unfortunately taken as she was changing for school that morning. She's fairly shy and spends most of her time singing to herself. She has a lovely voice but is far too shy to showcase it.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/18/11

Sorry its been awhile. I do have a life beyond this...sorta anyway...
Alomomola! This one of the newest pokemon from generation 5. The special membrane enveloping its body has the ability to heal wounds. It's basically the Chansey of the sea cuz it likes making people feel better. Th gijinka today is Zoila. She is a foreigner who is currently studying to be nurse. She comes from a small island called Jaillet that worships a water godess. Her people belive that water has the ability to heal people, physically and mentally, hence why Zoila loves the ocean and wants to be a nurse. Shes cute too :3

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/12/11

Alakazam. A pokemon trainer's dream. Only available through trade, its insane and terrifying. While it has strong psychic abilities and high intelligence,an Alakazam's muscles are very weak. It uses psychic powers to move it's body. So, kinda creepy in a way but still bad ass. The girl there is Felipe's oldest sister, Lainey. Originally a mean girl in high school, Lainey ran the school with her friends/minions. It wasn't until a new girl came into town and knocked her off of her pedestal. After high school, Lainey discovered the art of telekinesis. She channelled her anger and lonliness into her art and eventually recovered from her fall from grace. She has recently gotten into Buddhism and is working on finding nirvhana.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/11/11

Aipom :3 Its so cute I could puke. It's tail ends with a dexterous, handlike appendage. However, because it uses the tail so much, Aipom's real hands have become rather clumsy. So, this goofy looking monkey has befriended small child, Johnny. Johnny is a goofy little 6 year old who runs and climbs over everything. His hyperactivity leaves him constantly buzzed but happy and friendly. Not much too him. He's just cute and hyper! heehee

Monday, October 10, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/10/11

Aggron! BAMFOLICIOUS! I mean look at it its a demon of destruction! Derpina is being well a derp so I don't have a pokedex analysis today. The bad ass in the front is Rudolph, known as Rudy to his friends and family. He recently joined the Poke Warriors as an Aggron Admiral. He has been trained to kill those who attack his homeland. His armor is nearly impenetrable and his fighting skills are the highest of any new recruit the program has seen. Death is what he has been trained to love...nothing else.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/7/11

AERODACTYL! 1 word: BAD ASS. In the one episode an Aerodactyl was present, I was scared shitless. Derpina says that Aerodactyl is a Pokemon from the age of dinosaurs (wow, obvi.). It was regenerated from DNA extracted from amber (again, duh). It is imagined to have been the king of the skies. Can you imagine one of these things battling a Charizard for supreme ruler of awesome?! Yea...i just nerdgasmed.
Anyhoo, our gijinka today is Pete. Pete is completely paralyzed from the waist due to an accident involving a car and alot of rocks. His father, an inventor of children's toys, couldnt help but feel that he was responsible for little Pete's accident and spent many years trying to make it up to him. The Aerodactyl and robot dinos in the back ground were the result. Pete always wanted to grow up to be a pilot but being paralyzed that dream was short lived. By regenerating a live Aerodactyl and training it, Pete's father provided a companion to help Pete reach the skies he always dreamed of. The dino robots are prototypes that daddy dearest is currently working with. They are flying machines that may be used without the use of legs but there are still a few bugs.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Pokemon of the day 10/5/11

Pokemon of the day is....
ABSOL! Absol sharply senses even subtle changes in the sky and the land to predict natural disasters. It is a long-lived Pokemon that has a life-span of 100 years. Basically, this thing is awesome. Its like a cat unicorn bad ass hybrid. A caticorn. The emo looking kid next to it, that's Loren. He's a runaway who's looking for his long lost father, a man apparently wanted by a number of shady characters. The only possession he has of his father is the black knife he carries, which is embedded with his father's name, Johnathan Drost. Now, Loren is on a quest to find his mysterious father and figure out what makes one man so wanted...

Tuesday, October 4, 2011


Today's pokemon is...
ABRA! If you have ever played any pokemon game, you will know that these are some annoying little fuckers. Unless you have a Master Ball or some mad Sleep Powder/Hyponsis skills, these bastards will always escape. According to Derpina, my pokedex voice thing, Abra sleeps 18 hours a day (like a cat, which i can't stand either). Observation revealed that it uses Teleport to change its location once every hour. In short, Abras are pretty much pansies. The gijinka today is a lil boy named Felipe. He suffers from narcelepsy and his parents have basically given up. He's young, being only 8, and his little Abra and him play together in Felipe's dreams. Hopefully, his narcelepsy will fade with age so that he may experience life like a normal child.

Monday, October 3, 2011


I've been wanting to do this for awhile. Now is my chance *epic theme song*


According to my totally boss pokedex on my phone, Abomasnow appear when the snow flowers bloom. When the petals fall, they retreat to places unknown again. So basically, its Pokemons version of the abominable snowman. And you see that little girl in the picture? Shes called a gijinka, or the human version of a pokemon. Using the convenient website, I have decided that with the pokemon of the day i will also develop the little characters with them. This first one's name is Ja. She appears with Abomasnow deep in the snow capped mountains occassionally. The native villagers believe her to be the spirit of the mountains which would make sense because she never speaks. She sings and her voice mixes with the wind, protecting the villagers from foreign attacks. So, yea =] there ya go

Stay classy interwebs

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The Heart Wants What the Heart Wants and My Heart Is A Needy Motherfucker

That pretty much sums up my so called love life. Cept, it ain't really love cuz there is no such thing as love in high school. Sure, Degrassi has taught me through the years that you can be sooooo in love but something like divorce/pregnancy/abortion/evil twin/stabbing/death/really hard math test/only 122 Facebook friends can totally ruin it but never fear! In only two episodes you hormonal Canadians will be porking once again.

But then...Reality bitch slaps for thinking that life is a giant hormonal Canadian sex sandwhich.

I'm not like hugely insane about anyone right now. There are a few here in there that stick out to me more than others but I am at the point now where I'm sick of looking for one. When is someone gonna be looking for me huh? I'm just as good as that skanky mcslutlsut you be digging and I don't have STDs (Bonus!) But alas, I am in that pergutory of love known as the FRIENDZONE.

Don't get me wrong, I love my guy friends. They're hysterical and chronic doosh bags and enjoy my rants about the importance of appreciating latex condoms because "Back in my day!..." etc. etc. They're awesome. Period.

BUT! there's always a but...

There are moments, with 2 in particular, where my heart suddenly goes "Ya know? He's pretty great..."

Me: Yea he's mah bestie

Vagina: Can we fuck him?

Me: No Pooter! He's like my brother.

Heart: No...YOU'RE like a sister TO HIM.....You liiiiiike him...

Me: No i do not! We are just friends!

Vagina: But..but..I WANT I WANT!

Me: Shut up Pooter!

Heart: You can't deny me. I kinda always know what you're feeling

Me: I am not listening to this

Heart: Explain to me then why everytime he brings "her" up, you get all tense and defensive


Vagina: WANT PENIS!!!


Heart: Answer the question Ginger.

Me: I don't know....It...It just drives me crazy that he wants to be with her and would be so great to her and she's completely blind to how fantastic he is. And if they do get together, what happens to me? Am I just gonna stand on the sidelines while he tells her everything, everything he used ot tell me? Is she going to ya know, replace me? And and and what if she hurts him? God I'd kill her. A great guy like him only comes once and if she blows this I!...I'll....I don't know what i'll do but it wont be pretty! I just...I want him to be happy...And I wanna be part of that happiness....


Heart:.....You like him....


Brain: Hey, you need to pee like right now.

Me: Thanks!


Let it be known that that conversation happens at least daily, normally more than once. And him? I am no where on his or his mind. No matter what I say or do or how I try to be, I'm just not. And for whatever reason, I can't stand that


Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A Poem for Those Who Bleh

Another goodbye
Another blatant "no"
A new reason to cry
To simply let go

My Wednesday might as well be Monday

Having the rope cut
When you're close to the top
Reaching out for your hand
As you walk on, no stop

My Wednesday might as well be Monday

It could be worse
Than this I suppose
But let me be selfish
Cuz right now it blows

My Wednesday might as well be Monday

I'll wallow and mope
But just for today
The morning is gonna be here soon
Now time for a new day

My Wednesday might have been a Monday
But Thursday is just a sunrise away

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The Current State of the Union

Meatball Subs
Pokemon (Duh)
Meeting cute boys in Psychology =]

The New Looney Toons (I mean seriously, what the hell?)
Parents who just don't understand (yes, i know there is a flamingo in my car, his name is Paulo and he deserves you respect old man)
Growing up :(
Having to be UNBIASED in my opposing viewpoints for AP English

In case you haven't caught on, I'm kinda really sorta super opinionated. So when Mama Brown, my AP English teacher, assigned an essay for this week where we must objectively present both sides of an issue. So, not too bad, just pick something i'm not opinionated about. Just one problem...

It doesn't matter about how big or little or uncovered a topic is, I've got something to say about it. Can I always support what I have to say? NO. But I sure as hell have something to say.

I have chosen my topic as the controversial and adolescent topid of: SEX EDUCATION
Let me just answer your questions: No, i'm not a child molester, yes i am serious and no i'm not psychotically religious. I just think that we as teens are a little sick and tired of having abstinence constantly shoved down our throat. What if I don't get married huh? Die a virgin? Yea...not happening. Instead of constantly telling us what we  can't do, why not tell us something we can do? We're people too ya know. We have a right to do with our bodies what we please but a little guidance would be nice. Well...
Mom is yelling again. Better go study/attempt to memorize my lines for tomorrow

A Hormonal Train Wreck Waiting to Happen,

Sunday, August 28, 2011

A Little 10 Things About Me

1. I have red hair...obvi.
2. My favorite color is evergreen.
3. I have two younger siblings who are..well...different in their own ways.
4. My group of friends is so fantastic you can like us on Facebook and no...I'm not kidding.
5. I LOVE DOGS. Except mine...he's a gross chihuahua/sewer rat combination who is both stupid and stinky.
6. My body and I don't really get along. It likes to be all chock full of sicknesses that I can't just nap away
7. I was supposed to be born in 1970 because I BELONG in the 80's.
8. I'm an actress. I want to go to Ball State University and major in Theatre with a specialty in Theater Education. I want to work in a performing arts school in New York.
9.I LOVE Pokemon. You don't even know or understand. I don't care what you say I AM a Pokemon Master.
10. I believe in music the way some people believe in fairytales. It flows through me just like blood. It is my essence. It is Me.

Friday, August 26, 2011

First Official Post

Well here we go. My first official post. I'm not sure what's gonna happen with all this but considering I'm in my senior year of high school and headed to college next year, my life is bound to be full of adventure :) So here we go, it's not the first chapter of my life but sure is a nice start.
Thanks for stopping by
Ginger :)