Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/25/11

Arbok!
For those of you who worshipped the tv show like i do, arbok was Jessie's main man and, though normally failing, fought by her side. Oh and its name is kobra backwards haha It has terrifically strong constricting power. It can even flatten steel oil drums. Once it wraps its body around its foe, escaping is impossible. So its essentially more of an anaconda than a cobra but whatevers. Its pokemon. They can make two plus two equal fish. The skanky whore up above is none other than Valerie Rogers, aka Viper. She may seem like your run of the mill, ahem, "escort" but she is actually a single mother desperately trying to support her daughter. She married her high school sweetheart that turned nasty hearted pretty quickly. She ran off with her daughter in hopes of a new life. She has yet to find an actually job so, she is currently a "high class escort" for athletes and politicians. It makes good pay but she is still hoping to find something more acceptable.

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