Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Rant Rant Rant

Doot doot doot. What shall I write about today? I haven't slept a full 8 hours in two days which is loads of fun. So, I 've been doing alot of fangirling over random things like Sonic the Hedgehog and Final Fantasy. I'm a nerd as evidenced by the new website I discovered. I want all of these shirts. All of them...


Love it man.
Now, I have an audition next week...I have the easiest song EVER....and, currently, no monologue. Problem. Better get on that.

I also have a HUGE ASS paper I have to write by Saturday. Fuck you Ivy Tech. You're suppossed to be an easy A. This whole paper is a joke. Finished.

I couldn't resist- =]
NEW POKEMON??? WHAAAAT??? This is an Archen from gen 5! It's said to be an ancestor of bird pokemon cuz you get this from a fossil. They are unable to fly and moved about by hopping from one branch to another. So, they're like flaming Dodos. Useless but slightly amusing. The kid up there is Johnathan but he goes by Nathan. He's an odd bird, no pun intended. He's desperately trying to figure out who he is but it's going pretty slowly and awkwardly. Hopefully he gets it together. For all of our sake.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Como Estan Bitches?

Ginger's back ya'll! I've been busy playing Final Fantasy and Pokemon and shit but i'm back. I know you missed me and my pokemon so here we go!!!

ARCEUS. HOLY. MOTHER. OF. GOD. This is like the god of pokemon. Please, just bask in it's glory. Derpina says...something. I lost Derpina =[ but any way that chick up yonder is Rafaela. Her people have worshipped Arceus since before time and she has finally reached the age where she can be a priestess for Arceus. She brings offerings and prayers of her people in hopes that the God pokemon will grace them. She is also in the process of learning magic through Arceus' power. So yea, I'm rusty. Don't judge.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/27/11

ARCANINE! FUCK YEA! Look at it. Majestic man. Fucking majestic. This fleet footed pokemon is said to run over 6,200 miles in a single day and night. The fire that blazes wildly within its body is its source of power. Ita a bad ass combination of a tiger, wolf and GOD. That fluffy kid next to this battillion of bad assery is Delbert. A kinda tard name but the kid is cool. He's pretty content with just running around with Arcanine and getting into trouble. He has yet to figure exactly what the hell he's gonna do with his life but in his words, eh  its cool man

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/25/11

For those of you who worshipped the tv show like i do, arbok was Jessie's main man and, though normally failing, fought by her side. Oh and its name is kobra backwards haha It has terrifically strong constricting power. It can even flatten steel oil drums. Once it wraps its body around its foe, escaping is impossible. So its essentially more of an anaconda than a cobra but whatevers. Its pokemon. They can make two plus two equal fish. The skanky whore up above is none other than Valerie Rogers, aka Viper. She may seem like your run of the mill, ahem, "escort" but she is actually a single mother desperately trying to support her daughter. She married her high school sweetheart that turned nasty hearted pretty quickly. She ran off with her daughter in hopes of a new life. She has yet to find an actually job so, she is currently a "high class escort" for athletes and politicians. It makes good pay but she is still hoping to find something more acceptable.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/24/11

Anorith is the pokemon for today. It was resurrected from a fossil using the power of science. (She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby is now radiating in my head, SCIENCE!) It swims by undulating the eight wings at its sides. They were feet that adapted to life in the sea. Its kinda gross looking but the little waitress here doesn't mind. That's Jasmine. She's 17 though most people think she's twelve. She's been working at the local diner for 3 years, since her parents passed away. She is saving up money to pay her way through college and hopefully to fly her sister in when she is done with her stint in the army but we will meet her later.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/21/11

AMPHAROS! Its like adorable and kangarooish. =3 It gives off so much light that it can be seen even from space. (so it's the los angeles of pokemon??) People in the old days used its light to send signals back and forth with others far away. Its also a lighthouse light in one episode. The hyperactive spazz kid is Daryl. And he's just that, hyperactive. His parents came across the Ampharos and hoped it's calm disposition would help to relax young Daryl. They are similar to Calvin and Hobbes in their wild antics and goofy adventures.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Pokemon of the Day 10/20/11

Today's pokemon is Johnny's sister!
Ambipom! Another friggin cute monkey. Splint into two, the tails are so adept at handling and doing things that ambipom really has no use for its hands. Then why have them? Ever heard of evolution?...wait...Any way, this is Johnny's twin sister, Lucretia or Lucy for short. She's perky and fun like her brother but is definately the more logical of the two. She's been growing her hair out since she was born and hopes to one day be able to move it with her mind like her Ambipom. Kinda creepy but whatevs. Hair is hair.