Pokemon of the Day 10/11/11

Aipom :3 Its so cute I could puke. It's tail ends with a dexterous, handlike appendage. However, because it uses the tail so much, Aipom's real hands have become rather clumsy. So, this goofy looking monkey has befriended small child, Johnny. Johnny is a goofy little 6 year old who runs and climbs over everything. His hyperactivity leaves him constantly buzzed but happy and friendly. Not much too him. He's just cute and hyper! heehee

Pokemon of the Day 10/10/11

Aggron! BAMFOLICIOUS! I mean look at it its a demon of destruction! Derpina is being well a derp so I don't have a pokedex analysis today. The bad ass in the front is Rudolph, known as Rudy to his friends and family. He recently joined the Poke Warriors as an Aggron Admiral. He has been trained to kill those who attack his homeland. His armor is nearly impenetrable and his fighting skills are the highest of any new recruit the program has seen. Death is what he has been trained to love...nothing else.

Pokemon of the Day 10/7/11

AERODACTYL! 1 word: BAD ASS. In the one episode an Aerodactyl was present, I was scared shitless. Derpina says that Aerodactyl is a Pokemon from the age of dinosaurs (wow, obvi.). It was regenerated from DNA extracted from amber (again, duh). It is imagined to have been the king of the skies. Can you imagine one of these things battling a Charizard for supreme ruler of awesome?! Yea...i just nerdgasmed.

Anyhoo, our gijinka today is Pete. Pete is completely paralyzed from the waist due to an accident involving a car and alot of rocks. His father, an inventor of children's toys, couldnt help but feel that he was responsible for little Pete's accident and spent many years trying to make it up to him. The Aerodactyl and robot dinos in the back ground were the result. Pete always wanted to grow up to be a pilot but being paralyzed that dream was short lived. By regenerating a live Aerodactyl and training it, Pete's father provided a companion to help Pete reach the skies he always dreamed of. The dino robots are prototypes that daddy dearest is currently working with. They are flying machines that may be used without the use of legs but there are still a few bugs.

Pokemon of the day 10/5/11

Pokemon of the day is....

ABSOL! Absol sharply senses even subtle changes in the sky and the land to predict natural disasters. It is a long-lived Pokemon that has a life-span of 100 years. Basically, this thing is awesome. Its like a cat unicorn bad ass hybrid. A caticorn. The emo looking kid next to it, that's Loren. He's a runaway who's looking for his long lost father, a man apparently wanted by a number of shady characters. The only possession he has of his father is the black knife he carries, which is embedded with his father's name, Johnathan Drost. Now, Loren is on a quest to find his mysterious father and figure out what makes one man so wanted...

POKEMON OF THE DAY 10/4/11

Today's pokemon is...

ABRA! If you have ever played any pokemon game, you will know that these are some annoying little fuckers. Unless you have a Master Ball or some mad Sleep Powder/Hyponsis skills, these bastards will always escape. According to Derpina, my pokedex voice thing, Abra sleeps 18 hours a day (like a cat, which i can't stand either). Observation revealed that it uses Teleport to change its location once every hour. In short, Abras are pretty much pansies. The gijinka today is a lil boy named Felipe. He suffers from narcelepsy and his parents have basically given up. He's young, being only 8, and his little Abra and him play together in Felipe's dreams. Hopefully, his narcelepsy will fade with age so that he may experience life like a normal child.

POKEMON OF THE DAY 10/3/11

I've been wanting to do this for awhile. Now is my chance *epic theme song*

THE POKEMON OF THE DAY IS....

ABOMASNOW!

According to my totally boss pokedex on my phone, Abomasnow appear when the snow flowers bloom. When the petals fall, they retreat to places unknown again. So basically, its Pokemons version of the abominable snowman. And you see that little girl in the picture? Shes called a gijinka, or the human version of a pokemon. Using the convenient website, I have decided that with the pokemon of the day i will also develop the little characters with them. This first one's name is Ja. She appears with Abomasnow deep in the snow capped mountains occassionally. The native villagers believe her to be the spirit of the mountains which would make sense because she never speaks. She sings and her voice mixes with the wind, protecting the villagers from foreign attacks. So, yea =] there ya go

Stay classy interwebs

The Heart Wants What the Heart Wants and My Heart Is A Needy Motherfucker

Ugg....
That pretty much sums up my so called love life. Cept, it ain't really love cuz there is no such thing as love in high school. Sure, Degrassi has taught me through the years that you can be sooooo in love but something like divorce/pregnancy/abortion/evil twin/stabbing/death/really hard math test/only 122 Facebook friends can totally ruin it but never fear! In only two episodes you hormonal Canadians will be porking once again.

But then...Reality bitch slaps for thinking that life is a giant hormonal Canadian sex sandwhich.

I'm not like hugely insane about anyone right now. There are a few here in there that stick out to me more than others but I am at the point now where I'm sick of looking for one. When is someone gonna be looking for me huh? I'm just as good as that skanky mcslutlsut you be digging and I don't have STDs (Bonus!) But alas, I am in that pergutory of love known as the FRIENDZONE.

Don't get me wrong, I love my guy friends. They're hysterical and chronic doosh bags and enjoy my rants about the importance of appreciating latex condoms because "Back in my day!..." etc. etc. They're awesome. Period.

BUT! there's always a but...

There are moments, with 2 in particular, where my heart suddenly goes "Ya know? He's pretty great..."

Me: Yea he's mah bestie

Vagina: Can we fuck him?

Me: No Pooter! He's like my brother.

Heart: No...YOU'RE like a sister TO HIM.....You liiiiiike him...

Me: No i do not! We are just friends!

Vagina: But..but..I WANT I WANT!

Me: Shut up Pooter!

Heart: You can't deny me. I kinda always know what you're feeling

Me: I am not listening to this

Heart: Explain to me then why everytime he brings "her" up, you get all tense and defensive

Me: I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!

Vagina: WANT PENIS!!!

Me: SHUT UP!

Heart: Answer the question Ginger.

Me: I don't know....It...It just drives me crazy that he wants to be with her and would be so great to her and she's completely blind to how fantastic he is. And if they do get together, what happens to me? Am I just gonna stand on the sidelines while he tells her everything, everything he used ot tell me? Is she going to ya know, replace me? And and and what if she hurts him? God I'd kill her. A great guy like him only comes once and if she blows this I!...I'll....I don't know what i'll do but it wont be pretty! I just...I want him to be happy...And I wanna be part of that happiness....

Vag:......

Heart:.....You like him....

Me:....

Brain: Hey, you need to pee like right now.

Me: Thanks!

END SCENE

Let it be known that that conversation happens at least daily, normally more than once. And him? I am no where on his or his mind. No matter what I say or do or how I try to be, I'm just not. And for whatever reason, I can't stand that


BEING A GIRL SUCKS